Happy are the billionaires, for if money is speech, they will always be the loudest.
Happy are the shareholders, for if corporations are people, they can buy a share of immortality.
Happy are the colonizers, for they will inherit the earth and all its mining and drilling rights.
Happy are those who cancel aid to the hungry and thirsty, for they can redirect those funds to masked militias and death squads.
Happy are the vengeful, for it was always the victim’s fault for provoking you.
Happy are those with offshore bank accounts, for they can hide their fraud and bribe money there.
Happy are the war-makers and prison-builders, for the government will make sure they are always in business.
Happy are the white Christian nationalists who imagine they are persecuted, for their reward is great on FOX.
Happy are you when you insult people and harass them and speak all manner of evil against them falsely, when you lie that immigrants eat cats and dogs, that they are murderers and rapists, that they are rodents and vermin; for you walk in the footsteps of oppressors who came before you.
Rejoice and be glad, because you will get all that you deserve when you die.
Everyone says so.
Thanks for your attention to this matter.